and, as always, anyone who writes this up will receive, from me, a frowny face that I will purchase from despair.com.
These frowny faces are not cheap and come with an EULA, but can be delivered in email.
For more information on this incredible offer see http://www.despair.com/frownies.html.
ron p.s. seriously, though, if you do write something up I can put it on the web page.