However, I can't do it. First off, if you're not going to let me invade some country, it's no fun. Secondly, it's hard to find Dictator clothes that look good on me. Just won't work.
Thirdly, Stefan has been doing this very well for at least 7 years, and he even held coreboot together in the Dark Days when all seemed lost.
Just my $.02 here: Google saved coreboot. We lost our biggest industrial sponsor when LNXI folded, and it was a real problem keeping it going. And without a commercial entity, and its mass, we're nowhere. Want to know why Intel is hiring coreboot people? Go look at the Amazon stats on laptops. There's your answer.
So I have a very natural fondness for the commercial sector. LNXI kept us on the map for a while, and now Google does. And, in fact, Google put coreboot over the top, which was quite a gamble on Google's part and entirely due to the vision of the ChromeOS team.
But don't worry, I'm going to continue my role as Aging Curmudgeon, so I will be ever-present and ever-annoying as always.